Hey little man..
when will you let me reclaim the rights to my breast?
Don’t get me wrong
I love you
and I only want to give you the best.
But how long must I sacrifice shrimp and broccoli because it causes you flatulence

And when can I put on my good bra…
You know the one that doesn’t have the easy access snaps
I kind of wanted to wear my little fitted turtlenecked dress
but how will you have access

Don’t take this poem the wrong way son
Mommy just needed a moment to vent
Anytime that I get to spend with you whether it’s breastfeeding or not is time well spent